Dear Moderator,
I know you have roots in OK, and I was wondering if you could explain something to me. If OU gets their ass kicked by TEXAS, and TEXAS TECH, are we to expect a blizzard from OK every time it happens. I know they are sore loosers, but shit, it's cold on this side of the river, and I got stuck in a snow drift, and that sucked. Should I try and help OU scout more TEXANS to Play for them, so we can avoid the blizzards in the future. I also understand that they even rioted their own territory with a blizzard. Kinda reminds me of the LA riots after Rodney King got his ass beat. I hope you have been on this side of the river long enough to understand my concerns, and offer a solution to the problem at hand.
Sincerly
Cold MOFO in TEXAS

A COMMON PROBLEM.....ONE THING YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK AT IS DURATION AND LIFT OF THE CAM YOUR RUNNING. SOUND LIKE THE CAM IS BIG ENOUGH YOUR VALVE OVERLAP IS CAUSING THE BACKFIRE . I WOULD CHANGE CAMS AND RUN LESS LIFT WITH THE AUTOMATIC TRANNY YOUR USING OR INSTALL A DOUG NASH 5 SPEED ....A THOUGHT WOULD BE A 5000 RPM STALL CONVERTER IF YOUR DEAD SET ON THE AUTO TRANNY...
THE OTHER ISSUE I THINK YOU NEED TO TEND TO IS REPROGRAMING YOUR BRAIN/COMPUTER IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU MAY HAVE SOME SENSORS SCREWED UP GIVING YOU FALSE INFORMATION....YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BAD SENSORS AND COMPUTERS....SHIT IN SHIT OUT. YOUR BRAIN CAN ONLY MAKE DECISIONS RELITIVE TO THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE COMMING IN....OBVIOUSLY YOUR BRAIN HAS SHIT INFO....... AND THE GFS (GREEN FUZZY SHIT)ON THE BATTERY TERMINALS PROBABLY ISNT HELPING. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR TERMINAL CLEAN I HAVE HEARD, YOU HAVE, AND USE A DIRTY TERMINAL THAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE DOCTORED/FIXED. POWER WASH IT AND THEN SPRAY IT WITH TERMINAL SPRAY(PENICILLIN) FOR CARS. ALL IN ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL WHERE YOU PUT YOUR DRIVESHAFT.

AS BOB BARKER WOULD SAY "PLEASE HAVE YOUR PETS SPAYED OR NEUTERED" YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS ADVISE TO HEART..
HAVE A NICE DAY
AND FOR THIS INFATUATION OF SPORTS YOU SEEM TO HAVE...ASK YOURSELF....SELF WHERE DOES WATCHING THESE STUPID ASS SPORTS ON TV GET ME IN LIFE AND HOW DO THEY HELP ME IN THE REAL WORLD. = ANSWER: THEY GET YOU NOWHERE AND HAVE NO IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD OTHER THAN WASTING TIME YOU CAN NEVER GET BACK.....GROW UP AND QUIT TRING TO RELIVE YOUR PATHETIC CHILDHOOD THRU OTHERS!!!!

IF YOU WOULD GET THEM LONG HORNS OUT OF YOUR EARS,, YOU COULD TRUN YOUR HEAD AND SEE SNOW DRIFTS . AND TAKE YOUR DRIVERS TEST IN OKLA YOU WOULD NOT GET STUCK . YOU AS A TEXEN WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTILL THE SNOW MELTS SO YOU CAN GET OUT ,SO STAY WARM IN YOUR TRUCK ,, O AND PS YOU KNOW YOU LIKED THE WHITE POWDER COMMING YOUR WAY HE HE HE HE

i was in Texas and watched the whole thing. they just set on their butts and watched it happen and didn't even try to fight it. from what i saw the US Armed Forces had to come in and take care of things. it was sad.. at least we can clean up our own (........)